Hiding boners

[Thorin]

I normally find a reason to sit down, or put my hands in my pocket and push it away from my pants. What do you do?

[Alorad]

Rarely happens randomly anymore, but if it does, just put my hand in my pocket and adjust as discretely as possible.

[Zoidbergjr]

haha, funny topic. though yeah i do the 'hands in pocket' thing or just hold a book to my pants

[Lbulmer94]

i tuck it up under my waistband, sit up straight, put something in front of it or heaps of other stuff

[Valjean]

mine points straight out so there isnt much i can do

[Malevolent]

I use my hoodie to cover it up. I'm big on hoodies, so I'm always wearing one.

[Zeus.]

Well back when this was a problem for me........... I was like Luke, and used one of my baggy hoodies to give me some coverage.... IF it wasn't cold then I would just tuck it under my waistband.

[Hermy]

Hide it behind my wallet! If somebody asks if I have a boner, I just show them the wallet in my pocket =)

[Garethsilk]

i normally move it so it's pointing to the side them put something in my pocket like tissues. and i stay sitting down as much as possible.

[Ashooo]

Tie it around my leg

[ScotsFury]

I try to turn it to the side, the right for me, sit down if I'm not already, cover with a hoodie if I'm wearing one, or wrap it around my leg. Occassionally I tuck it in my sock...but only in an emergency.

[failed_attempt]

I usually think of strawberries or something. I also do the whole book thing. But I've actually found that no one really notices. No one has ever caught me with a boner, ever.

EDIT: If they did they didn't say anything!

[penguinsarecool]

Definetely don't stand up aha :p
I normally just push it down, boxer briefs hide them really good so yeah i've never had mine noticed, atleast that I know of aha

[libero-rocco]

if i can i sit down. if i cant, then i stick it under my waist band. but i find that it also sticks out my jeans and you kinda see it under my shirt. so then i just cover it with my hand and hope that people who see me just think i'm holding my stomach cos i feel like being sick or whatever while i rush to the toilet to let it go down again lol.

i know i should probably wear my jeans in a way which covers it but i dont have any like that and who wears their jeans high anyway? sticking it to the side doesnt hide it cos well... i like to wear tight-ish jeans. and i know i should probably wear a baggier top but i think its my tight-ish tops which hug my lean figure that helps get the girls so i wont.

so what shall i do? lol

[jockstrapkid]

up under the waist band...or hand in pocket