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Old Oct-11-2009, 02:27 AM   #1
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okk im not really angry. but i though i would put a WARNING TO WATCHING SEX AND THE CITY!!!

last night at like 1 in the morning sex and the city was lol i have never watched it and i couldnt got to sleep so i stayed up and watched it...

anyways i watching it, and every three seconds sumthin got to do withh sex came up! i was like okk, sex awesome!! so im watchin and it started get borin and stupid( there was no real story line) anyways so i keep watchin and the blonde one i forget her name--staretd crying and crap becuase her boyfriends penis was really small!! and how blowin him is like blowing gercan, i was like WTF?? anyways so i keep watching and the other 1 with the brown hair( the only one who doesnt look fake or ugly in the show) breaks up wif her bf becuase she bought him underwear becuz he kept on touchin his balls..she thought the undies he wearin were shit!!!

and the ranger one broke up wif her bf becuz after sex he would always have a shower, she asked him why and he said because its a sin thats what the nuns told him WTF again?? so then SJP yuk!! ( sorry just puked in mouth) goes to church to show her bf (mr big) that she can be churchy..and she drops the bible in the Middle of church and everyone turns to look at her. the blonde chick trys all these different moves wif the small dude but nothin works- then she puts a dildo in her while he fucks her just so she can feel sumthin goin in her...lol like cum on?

anyways so all i got to say BEWARE..ITS VERY SEXUAL SHOW AND VERY STUPID SHOW. BTW THERE ALL UGLY!!!
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Old Oct-11-2009, 02:32 AM   #2
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okk im not really angry. but i though i would put a WARNING TO WATCHING SEX AND THE CITY!!!

last night at like 1 in the morning sex and the city was lol i have never watched it and i couldnt got to sleep so i stayed up and watched it...

anyways i watching it, and every three seconds sumthin got to do withh sex came up! i was like okk, sex awesome!!
It is called "Sex & The City"..



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so im watchin and it started get borin and stupid( there was no real story line) anyways so i keep watchin and the blonde one i forget her name
Carrie or Samantha

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-staretd crying and crap becuase her boyfriends penis was really small!! and how blowin him is like blowing gercan, i was like WTF?? anyways so i keep watching and the other 1 with the brown hair( the only one who doesnt look fake or ugly in the show) breaks up wif her bf becuase she bought him underwear becuz he kept on touchin his balls..she thought the undies he wearin were shit!!!
Charlotte is the one with brown hair. And yes, the show has some pretty random/funny moments with no story to it whatsoever.

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and the ranger one broke up wif her bf becuz after sex he would always have a shower, she asked him why and he said because its a sin thats what the nuns told him WTF again?? so then SJP yuk!! ( sorry just puked in mouth) goes to church to show her bf (mr big) that she can be churchy..and she drops the bible in the Middle of church and everyone turns to look at her. the blonde chick trys all these different moves wif the small dude but nothin works- then she puts a dildo in her while he fucks her just so she can feel sumthin goin in her...lol like cum on?

anyways so all i got to say BEWARE..ITS VERY SEXUAL SHOW AND VERY STUPID SHOW. BTW THERE ALL UGLY!!!

like I said...it IS called "Sex & The City"....
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Old Oct-11-2009, 07:28 AM   #3
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Sex and the city is about SEX AND THE CITY. Oh my fucking god. So it isnt about a travelling troupe of monkeys and pie in the face gags? I am completely shocked.
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Old Oct-11-2009, 07:30 AM   #4
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In fairness to the OP, that show is so unbelievely, staggeringly banal, and really, really fucking stupid.
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i get it!! its called sex and the city for a reason

but i didnt think it would be that bad!!.
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Old Oct-11-2009, 12:15 PM   #6
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The sad thing is i know exactly which episode he's talking about.
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Everything on the show has actually happened to me. It could be a documentary of my life.
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Well the sex in the name is a pretty obvious spoiler right there.

The show is pretty stupid actually.
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I saw one episode, it wasnt very good.

Also, i really cant get over how ugly Sarah Jessica Parker is. I think Jeremy Clarkson got it right when he said she looked like a boiled horse.
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^ And I believe Peter Griffin, although fictional, said she looked like a foot. XD
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I'd hope you wouldn't break up with someone just because they had a small penis. Some people can't help it!
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