Worst slip of the tongue you've ever made?

The Mysoginator · Sep-02-2009, 01:58 PM

And no, I don't mean something like "I got the wrong hole."

I was kinda distracted at work today and instead of telling a customer that I couldn't find anything I instead came out with "in the words of Stevie Wonder, I can't see shit."

Luckily he was sound or I'd be waiting for my P45 in the post tomorrow.

Anybody else?

Justin.. · Sep-02-2009, 01:59 PM

I was on stage in front of people and I was supposed to say "funk that" and I said fuck that.

And? · Sep-02-2009, 02:02 PM

Into your sister.

The Mysoginator · Sep-02-2009, 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ubiquitous

Into your sister.

I fucking hate you. How many times dude, my sister's dead.

And? · Sep-02-2009, 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ubiquitous

Into your sister.

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Mysoginator

my sister's dead.

/Thread.

J.D. · Sep-02-2009, 02:13 PM

There's a lot I can't say because of my job, but some have slipped, thankfully nothing to major.

The worst thing you can say those is something I've said..."When are you due?"

WhereIsTheLove? · Sep-02-2009, 02:13 PM

I've come extremely close. I swear I'm dyslexic, and if I'm even a tad nervous, shit will hit the fan if I'm not extremely careful.

Ghost. · Sep-02-2009, 02:35 PM

Nothing really memorable I don't think... I'm usually fairly careful.

Karxili'boq · Sep-02-2009, 02:37 PM

Because I studied Drama for 2 years at GCSE level i've learned to avoid most slip ups (although some get through, but even the best actors get those) and if some get through, most I can fix by making it up as I go along (forgot the word for that...).

**The Raven.** · Sep-02-2009, 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ubiquitous

/Thread.

Not funny.

EDIT: So, maybe I need to keep up with jokes more than I do.

steeper · Sep-02-2009, 02:47 PM

I said "oh fuck off" to a customer the other day because they were being really annoying.

It was ok though, I don't *think* they heard me... and even if they did, I only have two shifts left at that job.

Zeus. · Sep-02-2009, 02:51 PM

I made a racial slur around a black kid in a car. Luckily hes been friends with white kids his whole life since he grew up in a rich white neighborhood so he didnt care.

I cant remember exactly what I said, but it was definetely a " Want to get away" moment.

And? · Sep-02-2009, 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Dylan

Not funny.

Oh, qhurl, chillax, bru, none of it was true.

Fine, I will be serious: Put me in any situation where I've been specifically told to NOT make reference to something, and my brain dies and I end up doing exactly that which I shouldn't.

Zeus. · Sep-02-2009, 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dylan

Not funny.

EDIT: So, maybe I need to keep up with jokes more than I do.

It's cool Dylan I was fooled by those two by the same joke before. They love to do that for some reason. I find it disturbing.

The Mysoginator · Sep-02-2009, 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Romosexual

I made a racial slur around a black kid in a car. Luckily hes been friends with white kids his whole life since he grew up in a rich white neighborhood so he didnt care.

I cant remember exactly what I said, but it was definetely a " Want to get away" moment.

That's nothing. I almost got beat up for calling referencing a friend by the name she insisted (yes, insisted) we call her: "the black bitch." Fail.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dylan

Not funny.

EDIT: So, maybe I need to keep up with jokes more than I do.

Oh, so her death's just a big joke to you too? Just because she was wearing a clown costume when the accident happened...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Romosexual

It's cool Dylan I was fooled by those two by the same joke before. They love to do that for some reason. I find it disturbing.

Disturbing? Pffft, you must have seen worse in the diary.

Sep-02-2009, 01:59 PM	#2
Justin.. Member Join Date: December 21st, 2006	Re: Worst slip of the tongue you've ever made? I was on stage in front of people and I was supposed to say "funk that" and I said fuck that.

Sep-02-2009, 02:02 PM	#3
And? (Nominative Determinism.) Member Join Date: January 24th, 2009 Location: In transit. Age: 20 Male My Diary: ( 1 )	Re: Worst slip of the tongue you've ever made? Into your sister. __________________ We find it difficult to say the words we really need to say.

Sep-02-2009, 02:13 PM	#6
J.D. (Guess) Banned Join Date: December 15th, 2002 Location: Marquette, MI Male	Re: Worst slip of the tongue you've ever made? There's a lot I can't say because of my job, but some have slipped, thankfully nothing to major. The worst thing you can say those is something I've said..."When are you due?"

Sep-02-2009, 02:13 PM	#7
WhereIsTheLove? (Rob) Member Join Date: June 16th, 2008 Male My Diary: ( 1 )	Re: Worst slip of the tongue you've ever made? I've come extremely close. I swear I'm dyslexic, and if I'm even a tad nervous, shit will hit the fan if I'm not extremely careful. __________________ *All You Need Is LOVE.* *For this dance we move with each other* *There aint no other step* *Than one foot* *Right in front of the other*

Sep-02-2009, 02:35 PM	#8
Ghost. (Alex) Member Join Date: September 9th, 2007 Location: Minnesota, USA Age: 17 Male My Diaries: ( 1 2 3 )	Re: Worst slip of the tongue you've ever made? Nothing really memorable I don't think... I'm usually fairly careful. __________________ Alex I started having these dreams of flying... I was free... but sooner or later... you always have to wake up. The Ticket - We do things differently than ESPN and think it's for the best. Trouble - Who needs post count to have fun? GovTradition - Where the cool kids sit.

Sep-02-2009, 02:37 PM	#9
Karxili'boq (Scar Veteran of Xilixi) Member Join Date: October 27th, 2006 Location: England, United Kingdom, Europe, Earth, Segmentum Solar Male My Diary: ( 1 )	Re: Worst slip of the tongue you've ever made? Because I studied Drama for 2 years at GCSE level i've learned to avoid most slip ups (although some get through, but even the best actors get those) and if some get through, most I can fix by making it up as I go along (forgot the word for that...).

Sep-02-2009, 02:51 PM	#12
Zeus. (Austin) Member Join Date: April 10th, 2006 Location: L-Town Fools Age: 19 Male My Diaries: ( 1 2 3 )	Re: Worst slip of the tongue you've ever made? I made a racial slur around a black kid in a car. Luckily hes been friends with white kids his whole life since he grew up in a rich white neighborhood so he didnt care. I cant remember exactly what I said, but it was definetely a " Want to get away" moment. __________________

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