Condoms/Lube

Eltacosbello · Aug-01-2009, 04:23 AM

Okay... has anyone devised a good way not to look like a creeper when you are buying condoms or lube???

NaFenn · Aug-01-2009, 04:37 AM

uhh... to walk in, buy condoms, pay for them, walk out.

no-one cares if you buy them... and if they do, they need to take a good long look at themselves

Eltacosbello · Aug-01-2009, 04:40 AM

I live in a small racist town in Indiana where everyone is Protestant, White, Rich, and Republican. Everyone knows each other. And the only close place to buy stuff of the sort is CVS that hires creepy old ladies. I am out of options!!!

NaFenn · Aug-01-2009, 04:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Eltacosbello

I live in a small racist town in Indiana where everyone is Protestant, White, Rich, and Republican. Everyone knows each other. And the only close place to buy stuff of the sort is CVS that hires creepy old ladies. I am out of options!!!

get them mailed in from the companies?

eg: buy them over the net

tunicguy · Aug-01-2009, 01:06 PM

That is quite the conundrum,hmmmmmm, do you ever take shopping trips to larger urban areas?

Phobophile666 · Aug-01-2009, 01:57 PM

ya just be relatively non chalant.

Derek27 · Aug-01-2009, 08:09 PM

just buy them, they should be happy that you're buying them, instead of not.

monopoly man · Aug-01-2009, 08:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Eltacosbello

Okay... has anyone devised a good way not to look like a creeper when you are buying condoms or lube???

i feel like a creeper every time

especially since i buy a bag of ice with three 12 packs every week

yuppies · Aug-01-2009, 09:23 PM

I haven't bought them but if I did I would just go to the grocery store with the self-checkout and buy them. No human contact what-so-ever.

Lord Kratos · Aug-01-2009, 09:50 PM

I was nervous at first. Now I just keep this thought in my head, "I'm getting some action at least, why should I worry?" That usually instills enough confidence to get through it. I don't even think twice about it any more. I love buying random things with the condoms. I once bought a 20-pack of condoms, three cans of soup, 5 butterfingers, and lime juice. The cashier gave me a really weird look. It was all I could do to keep from cracking up.

Try going with a close friend, it might help your nerves.

**hehe** · Aug-01-2009, 11:24 PM

Go in. Pick up condoms. Pick up lube. Go to self-checkout if it exists or other checkout if there is no self-checkout. Done.

Condoms and lube are common purchases. Just because they're personal items doesn't mean tons of people don't need them. You won't look like a creeper if you buy condoms or lube. And any seasoned clerk at the store you buy them at will have seen plenty of people make such purchases before.

relevant · Aug-02-2009, 02:12 AM

you should never feel like a creeper buying condoms . you should be proud that your being responsible enough to protect yourself from std's & sti's and even more proud that your not risking the chance of a child.

Eltacosbello · Aug-02-2009, 02:25 AM

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Originally Posted by afrothundrizr

you should never feel like a creeper buying condoms . you should be proud that your being responsible enough to protect yourself from std's & sti's and even more proud that your not risking the chance of a child.

I shouldn't feel like a creeper, but I do anyway. Also... I don't think a condom is whats going to keep me from getting a guy pregnant, LOL.

***Good news... my town is getting a sex shop in a month(Oh, I'm sorry relationship shop)***

blue's anatomy · Aug-02-2009, 02:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eltacosbello

Okay... has anyone devised a good way not to look like a creeper when you are buying condoms or lube???

Yeah, actually. It's really easy, because when you walk into a store and buy condoms and lube, you don't look like a creeper, you like like a responsible adult. Just because you are buying condoms and you look young, doesn't mean that you would be using them just to masturbate in. People your age have sex, all the time. It just shows responsibility. I know that if I was a cashier at a drug store and I saw a 15-year-old come in and buy some condoms, I would be really proud of that kid.

Zeus. · Aug-02-2009, 02:53 AM

personally Id want to have confrontation when buying personal items. I want to make the clerk feel uncomfortable rather then me. Then again thats just Austin being Austin. The big egotistical self-centered jerk that he is. Lol.

Aug-01-2009, 04:23 AM	#1
Eltacosbello (aaron) Member Join Date: July 2nd, 2009 Location: Indianapolis, Indiana Age: 16 Male	Condoms/Lube Okay... has anyone devised a good way not to look like a creeper when you are buying condoms or lube???

Aug-01-2009, 04:40 AM	#3
Eltacosbello (aaron) Member Join Date: July 2nd, 2009 Location: Indianapolis, Indiana Age: 16 Male	Re: Condoms/Lube I live in a small racist town in Indiana where everyone is Protestant, White, Rich, and Republican. Everyone knows each other. And the only close place to buy stuff of the sort is CVS that hires creepy old ladies. I am out of options!!!

Aug-01-2009, 01:06 PM	#5
tunicguy (Daniel) Banned Join Date: November 30th, 2007 Location: Leinster Age: 16 Male	Re: Condoms/Lube That is quite the conundrum,hmmmmmm, do you ever take shopping trips to larger urban areas?

Aug-01-2009, 01:57 PM	#6
Phobophile666 Member Join Date: May 11th, 2008	Re: Condoms/Lube ya just be relatively non chalant.

Aug-01-2009, 08:09 PM	#7
Derek27 (Derek) Member Join Date: June 26th, 2009 Location: USA Age: 16 Male	Re: Condoms/Lube just buy them, they should be happy that you're buying them, instead of not. __________________ 15/M/ST8 lil curious!

Aug-01-2009, 09:23 PM	#9
yuppies Member Join Date: July 12th, 2009 Location: USA Age: 16 Male	Re: Condoms/Lube I haven't bought them but if I did I would just go to the grocery store with the self-checkout and buy them. No human contact what-so-ever. __________________ Yes, I'm the same Yuppies from Virtual Teen. $5 Footlong? WTF is that!? It sounds like some sorta male hooker! Just because I'm new here doesn't mean I don't know my stuff A mind-blowing concept ain't it? For there is no one like God Because everyone I know exist!

Aug-01-2009, 09:50 PM	#10
Lord Kratos (Mark) New Member Join Date: June 25th, 2009 Location: New York Age: 21 Male	Re: Condoms/Lube I was nervous at first. Now I just keep this thought in my head, "I'm getting some action at least, why should I worry?" That usually instills enough confidence to get through it. I don't even think twice about it any more. I love buying random things with the condoms. I once bought a 20-pack of condoms, three cans of soup, 5 butterfingers, and lime juice. The cashier gave me a really weird look. It was all I could do to keep from cracking up. Try going with a close friend, it might help your nerves. __________________ Nothing but the rain

Aug-01-2009, 11:24 PM	#11
hehe Moderator Join Date: January 12th, 2007 Location: US Age: 19 Male My Diary: ( 1 )	Re: Condoms/Lube Go in. Pick up condoms. Pick up lube. Go to self-checkout if it exists or other checkout if there is no self-checkout. Done. Condoms and lube are common purchases. Just because they're personal items doesn't mean tons of people don't need them. You won't look like a creeper if you buy condoms or lube. And any seasoned clerk at the store you buy them at will have seen plenty of people make such purchases before. __________________ hehe p101 moderator

Aug-02-2009, 02:12 AM	#12
relevant Member Join Date: October 17th, 2008 Location: USA Age: 16 Male	Re: Condoms/Lube you should never feel like a creeper buying condoms . you should be proud that your being responsible enough to protect yourself from std's & sti's and even more proud that your not risking the chance of a child. __________________ bOrEd As BoReD gEtS!! !!!!chat it up!!!! they're called happy hats for a reason ----------------15 / M / STRAIGHT---------------

Aug-02-2009, 02:53 AM	#15
Zeus. (Austin) Member Join Date: April 10th, 2006 Location: L-Town Fools Age: 19 Male My Diaries: ( 1 2 3 )	Re: Condoms/Lube personally Id want to have confrontation when buying personal items. I want to make the clerk feel uncomfortable rather then me. Then again thats just Austin being Austin. The big egotistical self-centered jerk that he is. Lol. __________________

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