Fml....

custodis · Jul-29-2009, 01:23 AM

Today my 13 year old next door neighbor pissed on my dog's grave.

Brandon...? · Jul-29-2009, 01:37 AM

I'd tell his parents. That's the way to show that you're more mature than attempting violence with a 13 year old.

Bobby B · Jul-29-2009, 01:42 AM

I'm sorry. the dog didn't know any better, but I assume (or hope) the dog is buried on your property, so just mention that the dog was doing its business on your property... you don't need to mention the grave. if s/he does it again, then tell the parents the dog is doing business on your dog's resting place.

custodis · Jul-29-2009, 01:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Bobby B

I'm sorry. the dog didn't know any better, but I assume (or hope) the dog is buried on your property, so just mention that the dog was doing its business on your property... you don't need to mention the grave. if s/he does it again, then tell the parents the dog is doing business on your dog's resting place.

It was a person, not another dog.

Malevolent · Jul-29-2009, 04:13 AM

That's.... awful. At first I thought your neighbors dog urinated on your dog's grave, but then I read your post a second time and realized it was a person, not a dog. I agree with Brandon on this one. Tell his parents and he'll probably be dealt with. You could chase him down the street with a shovel, but that's not the greatest idea.

Zeus. · Jul-29-2009, 04:16 AM

So this is wat kids do for laughs and fun these days, sad. Tell his parents Brayden. This cant go unpunished.

Karxili'boq · Jul-29-2009, 07:07 AM

Buy him a dog, watch as their relationship grows then piss on his dog's grave and see how he likes it. Or chase him down the street with a shovel. Or tell his parents, that works too. What a cunt.

Éireannach · Jul-29-2009, 09:42 AM

Tell his parents and your own. Though I like the shovel idea.

Justin. · Jul-29-2009, 03:37 PM

Dude, that sucks. Shovel ftw.

brightside. · Jul-29-2009, 03:45 PM

You should piss on his grandma's grave and extract sweet vengeance.

Fatal Injection · Aug-01-2009, 05:51 AM

Is it clearly a grave or just a patch? Maybe he didn't know.

But if he did know what he was doing, tell the parents. Don't even bother talking to the kid because someone might see you talking to him [his parents] and the kid might lie and say you threatened him. Go straight to his mom and dad and tell them what he did.

Angry.Music · Aug-01-2009, 07:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Fatal Injection

Is it clearly a grave or just a patch? Maybe he didn't know.

But if he did know what he was doing, tell the parents. Don't even bother talking to the kid because someone might see you talking to him [his parents] and the kid might lie and say you threatened him. Go straight to his mom and dad and tell them what he did.

This. But maybe he'll lie and say he didn't know, but you still have to be a little fair.

Deus Ex Machina · Aug-01-2009, 08:38 AM

Fucked up.
Hope you feel better soon, OP.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fatal Injection

Is it clearly a grave or just a patch? Maybe he didn't know.

But if he did know what he was doing, tell the parents. Don't even bother talking to the kid because someone might see you talking to him [his parents] and the kid might lie and say you threatened him. Go straight to his mom and dad and tell them what he did.

But even if it was a patch, why would you piss on your neighbor's lawn at all?

Bret · Aug-01-2009, 11:31 AM

I say kick him in the nuts

**Vardøger** · Aug-01-2009, 04:05 PM

I say you electrify the tombstone in case he tries it again

Jul-29-2009, 01:37 AM	#2
Brandon...? Member Join Date: May 23rd, 2006 Location: Florida, United States Age: 19 Male My Diaries: ( 1 2 )	Re: Fml.... I'd tell his parents. That's the way to show that you're more mature than attempting violence with a 13 year old.

Jul-29-2009, 04:13 AM	#5
Malevolent Banned Join Date: June 26th, 2007	Re: Fml.... That's.... awful. At first I thought your neighbors dog urinated on your dog's grave, but then I read your post a second time and realized it was a person, not a dog. I agree with Brandon on this one. Tell his parents and he'll probably be dealt with. You could chase him down the street with a shovel, but that's not the greatest idea.

Jul-29-2009, 04:16 AM	#6
Zeus. (Austin) Member Join Date: April 10th, 2006 Location: L-Town Fools Age: 19 Male My Diaries: ( 1 2 3 )	Re: Fml.... So this is wat kids do for laughs and fun these days, sad. Tell his parents Brayden. This cant go unpunished. __________________

Jul-29-2009, 07:07 AM	#7
Karxili'boq (Scar Veteran of Xilixi) Member Join Date: October 27th, 2006 Location: England, United Kingdom, Europe, Earth, Segmentum Solar Male My Diary: ( 1 )	Re: Fml.... Buy him a dog, watch as their relationship grows then piss on his dog's grave and see how he likes it. Or chase him down the street with a shovel. Or tell his parents, that works too. What a cunt.

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