I can't properly pronounce 7 letters of the Serbian alphabet properly. It's because of my strong American accent, not a lack of desire on my part. If I had the choice, I'd pick to be able to speak Serbian flawlessly. I don't enjoy going to school every day to make a complete fool out of myself in front of my peers and professors. I don't enjoy not being able to communicate. I don't enjoy being to social outcast.

Next person that utters the idea of me faking it will get fucked up.