Stupid People

[Doggy Style]

Dear Palm Beach Customers.

Here are the stupid and retarded things that annoy and bug the shit outta me. If I have to put up with any of the following below one more time. I am going to claim your soul.


1. When you approach the counter, please do not throw all of your shit up there too. This includes your purse, keys, phone, anything that belongs to you. It is a counter for us to display products. Not your belongings.

2. When I ask you how your day is going and you respond with your name one more time. I am probably going to burn you.

3. For the love of god, We close at 10 o clock people ok. Stop thinking you can come into the store at 9:58 and think you can come in and tan for 20 minutes. WE have a fucking life to you know. I dont want to sit up at the store for 25 or 30 extra minutes at night so I can wait on your bitch ass to tan at an ungodly hour. STOP IT!

4. If a product we have is not on sale, quit trying to barter and beg us to let you get it on sale. Don't ask us to do something special fo you just because you got something on sale last time.

5. Our radios in the rooms are there for your listening convenience. They are NOT there for you to set the presets to your favorite station. If you dont like our presets, then use the dial. Stop changing them and STOP turning up the radio on full blast. You are not DEAF for crying out loud.

6. I dont have a problem with helping you out the first time in a new bed, or even the second time. But for you regular people out there, For the love of god. Learn the name of the damn bed so as to avoid future mix ups and me putting you in the wrong one and having to go back in the computer and reset it all for you.

7. Right now. STOP COMING TO THE COUNTER ON YOUR DAMN CELL PHONE. I cannot assist you if you are talking to god knows who. Don't just stare into space holding the phone on your nect and look at me and expect me to know who you are and whisper me what you want. That is the rudest damn thing you can do. Next person gets their phone broken against the wall.

8. Old ladies, please stop coming out with our little towels only wrapped around you when you cant get you bed to start. I do not want to see that shit for god sakes. Please put your clothes back on.

9. No we do not take checks anymore. Stop freaking asking me to take one for you. WE DON'T.

10. Lastly, if you bought something back in March, what the fuck makes you think We are going to refund it for you today here in September. Read the big huge sign on our front wall that says " PRODUCT RETURN POLICY" 30 days is what you get. No more.

[Gemini VI.V.XCV]

dear palm beach customers.

Here are the stupid and retarded things that annoy and bug the shit outta me. If i have to put up with any of the following below one more time. I am going to claim your soul.


1. When you approach the counter, please do not throw all of your shit up there too. This includes your purse, keys, phone, anything that belongs to you. It is a counter for us to display products. Not your belongings.

2. When i ask you how your day is going and you respond with your name one more time. I am probably going to burn you.

3. For the love of god, we close at 10 o clock people ok. Stop thinking you can come into the store at 9:58 and think you can come in and tan for 20 minutes. We have a fucking life to you know. I dont want to sit up at the store for 25 or 30 extra minutes at night so i can wait on your bitch ass to tan at an ungodly hour. Stop it!

4. If a product we have is not on sale, quit trying to barter and beg us to let you get it on sale. Don't ask us to do something special fo you just because you got something on sale last time.

5. Our radios in the rooms are there for your listening convenience. They are not there for you to set the presets to your favorite station. If you dont like our presets, then use the dial. Stop changing them and stop turning up the radio on full blast. You are not deaf for crying out loud.

6. I dont have a problem with helping you out the first time in a new bed, or even the second time. But for you regular people out there, for the love of god. Learn the name of the damn bed so as to avoid future mix ups and me putting you in the wrong one and having to go back in the computer and reset it all for you.

7. Right now. Stop coming to the counter on your damn cell phone. I cannot assist you if you are talking to god knows who. Don't just stare into space holding the phone on your nect and look at me and expect me to know who you are and whisper me what you want. That is the rudest damn thing you can do. Next person gets their phone broken against the wall.

8. Old ladies, please stop coming out with our little towels only wrapped around you when you cant get you bed to start. I do not want to see that shit for god sakes. Please put your clothes back on.

9. No we do not take checks anymore. Stop freaking asking me to take one for you. We don't.

10. Lastly, if you bought something back in march, what the fuck makes you think we are going to refund it for you today here in september. Read the big huge sign on our front wall that says " product return policy" 30 days is what you get. No more.

<3

[Flatulencia]

Wow some peoples children. All that stuff is so rude you think people would learn some manners.
I hate people like that