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    Britain's deadliest biscuit: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/news...y-reveals.html

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    An estimated 25 million adults have been injured while eating during a tea or coffee break - with at least 500 landing themselves in hospital, the survey revealed.
    The custard cream biscuit was found to be the worse offender to innocent drinkers.
    The full list of riskiest biscuits:
    Custard Cream 5.64
    Cookie 4.34
    Choc Biscuit Bar (eg: Rocky) 4.12
    Wafer 3.74
    Rich Tea 3.45
    Bourbon 3.44
    Oat Biscuit 3.31
    Digestive 3.14
    Ginger Nut 2.99
    Shortbread 2.90
    Caramel Shortcake 2.76
    Nice Biscuit 2.27
    Iced Biscuits/Party Rings 2.16
    Chocolate Finger 1.38
    Jaffa Cakes 1.16

    So, who out there won't be dunking their custard creams anymore? Or are you all gunna risk having an eye taken out?

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    LOL, that's so funny!
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    lol thats a good one ^_^

    i like custard creams aswell lol....
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    I can't believe chocolate hobnobs didn't make the list, those things can be far more dangerous than a digestive.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaden View Post
    I can't believe chocolate hobnobs didn't make the list, those things can be far more dangerous than a digestive.
    For real? My brother badly burnt his hand trying to retrieve a digestive that had fallen into his tea. Dunk that bad boy for too long and it's game over.
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