Worst slip of the tongue you've ever made?

[The Mysoginator]

And no, I don't mean something like "I got the wrong hole."


I was kinda distracted at work today and instead of telling a customer that I couldn't find anything I instead came out with "in the words of Stevie Wonder, I can't see shit."

Luckily he was sound or I'd be waiting for my P45 in the post tomorrow.


Anybody else?

[Justin..]

I was on stage in front of people and I was supposed to say "funk that" and I said fuck that.

[Faggot.]

Into your sister.

[The Mysoginator]

Into your sister.

I fucking hate you. How many times dude, my sister's dead.

[Faggot.]

Into your sister.

my sister's dead.

/Thread.

[J.D.]

There's a lot I can't say because of my job, but some have slipped, thankfully nothing to major.

The worst thing you can say those is something I've said..."When are you due?"

[ThnksFrThMmrs]

I've come extremely close. I swear I'm dyslexic, and if I'm even a tad nervous, shit will hit the fan if I'm not extremely careful.

[TimeThief]

Nothing really memorable I don't think... I'm usually fairly careful.

[Karxili'boq]

Because I studied Drama for 2 years at GCSE level i've learned to avoid most slip ups (although some get through, but even the best actors get those) and if some get through, most I can fix by making it up as I go along (forgot the word for that...).

[Heracross]

/Thread.

Not funny.

EDIT: So, maybe I need to keep up with jokes more than I do.

[steeper]

I said "oh fuck off" to a customer the other day because they were being really annoying.

It was ok though, I don't *think* they heard me... and even if they did, I only have two shifts left at that job.

[Doggy Style]

I made a racial slur around a black kid in a car. Luckily hes been friends with white kids his whole life since he grew up in a rich white neighborhood so he didnt care.

I cant remember exactly what I said, but it was definetely a " Want to get away" moment.

[Faggot.]

Not funny.

Oh, qhurl, chillax, bru, none of it was true.

Fine, I will be serious: Put me in any situation where I've been specifically told to NOT make reference to something, and my brain dies and I end up doing exactly that which I shouldn't.

[Doggy Style]

Not funny.

EDIT: So, maybe I need to keep up with jokes more than I do.

It's cool Dylan I was fooled by those two by the same joke before. They love to do that for some reason. I find it disturbing.

[The Mysoginator]

I made a racial slur around a black kid in a car. Luckily hes been friends with white kids his whole life since he grew up in a rich white neighborhood so he didnt care.

I cant remember exactly what I said, but it was definetely a " Want to get away" moment.

That's nothing. I almost got beat up for calling referencing a friend by the name she insisted (yes, insisted) we call her: "the black bitch." Fail.

Not funny.

EDIT: So, maybe I need to keep up with jokes more than I do.

Oh, so her death's just a big joke to you too? Just because she was wearing a clown costume when the accident happened...

It's cool Dylan I was fooled by those two by the same joke before. They love to do that for some reason. I find it disturbing.

Disturbing? Pffft, you must have seen worse in the diary.