A walk in the park

[Dizzydale]

Not sure if this is in the right place but here I go


The other day my uncle got a knock on the door, it was the police. They said he was seen sitting and walking in the park which he wasn't allowed to because there are kids in the park and if you are by yourself then you are not allowed to enter the park.

All he was doing was taking a walk because it was a hot sunny day and hed thought hed walk through the park and around the lake and sit by the lake.

My uncle said there was no sign to say that no one can enter the park without having children with them. He just got a warning

I just thought id tell yous what happened with me uncle

[Malevolent]

That's a stupid policy. But perhaps it's in place to protect the children?

[Karxili'boq]

If it's a public park then it's lucky the police didn't charge him, otherwise he could sue. If it's a public park on public ground then they can't make him leave or not go and they can't do anything about it, and if they try to then they're breaking the law they're trying to protect (or make up as they go along, in some cases).

[Jaden]

Figures you'd be from the U.K., only Labour could have brought a law like that in... and bollocks to that, if i wanted to walk in the park i'd bloody well do so.

[Extreme D.]

That is a stupid policy. I mean, why would you not allow people to walk in the park?

[Nas]

I don't suppose your uncle has had prior convictions involivng being a pedophile? Thats the only reason I can think of not letting someone in a park because there are children there.

[Joker]

Not sure if this is in the right place but here I go


The other day my uncle got a knock on the door, it was the police. They said he was seen sitting and walking in the park which he wasn't allowed to because there are kids in the park and if you are by yourself then you are not allowed to enter the park.

All he was doing was taking a walk because it was a hot sunny day and hed thought hed walk through the park and around the lake and sit by the lake.

My uncle said there was no sign to say that no one can enter the park without having children with them. He just got a warning

I just thought id tell yous what happened with me uncle

Thats not lawful...

[Wensleydale]

Thats not lawful...

That's the thing with stuff like this, no one really knows. 3,000 new criminal offenses have been brought in by Labour, who are you to say this isn't one of them, or that this isn't allowed by some loophole within a piece of poorly worded legislation?

[brightside.]

This is an outrage, anyone should be able to visit any park they like, unless they are a proven danger to the public.

[Doggy Style]

Thats about as dumb as someone trying to say I cant go to the YMCA gym to work out alone because there are kids that go there. How freaking retarted is that.

[Sig]

Now NON-pedo's will kidnap children just to get into the park

What have you done, Labour?

[Ewan]

Thats about as dumb as someone trying to say I cant go to the YMCA gym to work out alone because there are kids that go there. How freaking retarted is that.

About as much as spelling retarded with two Ts.

[Malevolent]

About as much as spelling retarded with two Ts.

He's a self-admitted bad speller. Leave him alone.

[Doggy Style]

He's a self-admitted bad speller. Leave him alone.

Thank you

[valkyrie.]

I could understand if they knew your Uncle was a registered sex offender or something, but any adult? That's ridic.