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    For the first time in about 2 weeks, I actually hung out with one of my friends. We were in my car and talking about her ex-boyfriend. She says that she hopes that she hopes he rots in hell, to which I made the obvious 'your mom' joke.

    "Your mom is rotting in hell."

    Complete silence. It took me a full 30 seconds to remember that her alcoholic mother had killed herself 6 years ago.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Covey View Post
    For the first time in about 2 weeks, I actually hung out with one of my friends. We were in my car and talking about her ex-boyfriend. She says that she hopes that he rots in hell, to which I made the obvious 'your mom' joke.

    "Your mom is rotting in hell."

    Complete silence. It took me a full 30 seconds to remember that her alcoholic mother had killed herself 6 years ago.

    Whoa!! Talk about a "Want to Get Away" commercial moment. So did she forgive you or what happened?

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    She laughed it off after I realized just exactly what I'd said, because I yelled "FUCK" as soon as I remembered.

    But I think it really upset her. She seemed okay though. I think she knew it wasn't intentional.
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    wow, you got owned

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    Quote Originally Posted by Covey View Post
    She laughed it off after I realized just exactly what I'd said, because I yelled "FUCK" as soon as I remembered.

    But I think it really upset her. She seemed okay though. I think she knew it wasn't intentional.

    Well glad she wasnt too upset or hurt by it since it was an honest mistake on your part.

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    I can't stand brain fart moments like that, your mind tells you to go ahead witht he joke and after you've said it, only then does it you remind you that you've just fucked up.

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    Thats why I hate mom jokes. But yeah, you just pwn'ed yourself.
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    Wow, well at least she knows you didn't mean it.
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    YIKES!!! I even felt the pain in my chest. That is way to awkward and... OW that's so not good. IDK what else to say. But that's a bummer dude. I hope you said sorry or something.

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    Damn, that is an epic fail, but that wasn't even an obvious your mom joke, that was a mean joke regardless if her mom had died or not. Either way, epic fail indeed.


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    I still can't get over that EPIC FIAL..

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    EPIC!! It would be one of those "Get me outta here" moments.
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    Not the smartest thing you could have said, but at least you realized your mistake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Covey View Post
    For the first time in about 2 weeks, I actually hung out with one of my friends. We were in my car and talking about her ex-boyfriend. She says that she hopes that he rots in hell, to which I made the obvious 'your mom' joke.

    "Your mom is rotting in hell."

    Complete silence. It took me a full 30 seconds to remember that her alcoholic mother had killed herself 6 years ago.

    That made me smile. Schadenfreude.
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    That's one of those FML moments.

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