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    I was wondering if someone could help me with my problem.

    I was raised by my mom, so she's been my only parent. I love her, but lately some of the things she's said to me were very embarrassing.

    The other day my mom and her friend, who's 19, were talking about babies, then my mom was like, "I remember when I used to change Robbie's diaper and his "little doodlebug"(what she calls my penis for some reason) would get so small." Her friend busted out laughing.

    Then one morning mom came in to wake me up, and I guess I fell asleep in my boxers, and my penis must have come out during the night, and mom was like "OH MY! I SEE A LITTLE BIDDY DOODLEBUG, MUST BE MY LUCKY DAY!" I freaked out and covered up.

    Anyone else have a parent like this?


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    Haha, I can only imagine how embarrassing that would be.

    My dad says some pretty funny shit with my mates around, but he is just joking so its okay. If you really don't like what your mum is doing, just talk to her about it I am sure she will understand. In the end, its not that big of an issue, you will get over it.

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    I'm not sure that this necessarily becomes less embarrassing as time goes on or not. As a reader, I think this is funny. I wouldn't worry too much about it, but if it really effects you negatively, then you could ask your mom not to nickname your penis, or mention when it's hanging out for that matter. It could be argued that what she's doing is in poor taste. But I've come to believe that mothers live to say and think things of that characterization.

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    Haha that's just funny. I remember my parents and older sister would refer to my penis as a 'little wiggle' when I was younger. Thankfully no one has called it that for a while.

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    haha thats hilarious if i was your mom's friend i would've reacted the same way

    but seriously if you dont like that just tell her.

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    I feel for you man! That must be embarrassing. Yeah, this is the kind of thing I fear my mom will do. TALK ABOUT MY PENIS. And worst, see my penis. I always fear that my mom will walk in my room when I'm masturbating, or my penis comes out of my boxers over night like that.
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    Well, to cut out one of those possibilities, don't wear your boxers to bed, instead wear a pair of briefs that are just a little to big for you. Very comfortable.

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    buttonless boxers suck.

    mine usually pop off over timefor some reason.

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    that sucks bud that must be really embaressing you should really talk to your mom about how you feel
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grasshopper View Post
    I was wondering if someone could help me with my problem.

    I was raised by my mom, so she's been my only parent. I love her, but lately some of the things she's said to me were very embarrassing.

    The other day my mom and her friend, who's 19, were talking about babies, then my mom was like, "I remember when I used to change Robbie's diaper and his "little doodlebug"(what she calls my penis for some reason) would get so small." Her friend busted out laughing.

    Then one morning mom came in to wake me up, and I guess I fell asleep in my boxers, and my penis must have come out during the night, and mom was like "OH MY! I SEE A LITTLE BIDDY DOODLEBUG, MUST BE MY LUCKY DAY!" I freaked out and covered up.

    Anyone else have a parent like this?
    She's probably just trying to be entertaining. It's not always fun to be serious.

    Just tell her you're not comfortable with her mentioning you 'doodlebug'. She'll probably stop. If she doesn't, use a serious tone and 'explain' (more like civilized ranting) to her that it's inappropriate. My mom has said much more disturbing things that what she has said to you, but my little method of making her stop has worked flawlessly.

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    haha i used to hate the embarrasing mom deal, i went through it, and my penis was called a hooter lol, which is so stupid cuz thats what tits are called lol so it made no sense haha

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    hehe my friend told me his mom called his "scrubbles"

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    My mom calls mine a tic tac on the face of earth.... lol, but she hasn't seen it in about 4 years!! HA HA HA!
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    Quote Originally Posted by choco View Post
    hehe my friend told me his mom called his "scrubbles"
    you'll have to explain this one to melol

    Quote Originally Posted by AnswerMan View Post
    My mom calls my a tic tac on the face of earth.... lol, but she hasn't seen it in about 4 years!! HA HA HA!
    hahah i get the tic tac cuz its so small , but i dont on the face of the earth part haha

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    Quote Originally Posted by PineInchNenis View Post
    hahah i get the tic tac cuz its so small , but i dont on the face of the earth part haha

    lol, very funny.... lol, I really don't care. Have you seen this one guys sig. I forgot his id, but his sig is:

    I tried changing my password to penis. But it said it was too short .
    I got a kick out of that guys sig... lol
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