"...Cause I'm a long distance pimp,
and when I lfy bitches wait for me on the strip"
"...I know this ho named jacky, healthy not all nasty,
Pussy tighter than a ten and a half on shaq's feet"
"The quickest way to a man's heart is through his sternum"
"...As Americans we know that honesty and integrity are the basis of any successful government, hey can you hand me that bong"
"Is it just me or does America's foreign policy make as much sense as Robert Fulton at the first battle of Antietam.
I mean when a neo-conservative defenenstrates, it's like Raskolnikov, Fillibuster, Monohydroxinate."
Dennis Miller (on Family Guy)