MY account will be progressing to retirement mode after some 8 years of service. I won't be checking into govteen as frequently as I used to. If you want alternative modes of keeping in touch please PM me.
email@example.com is not my regular account, so adding me would be futile.
If I was Bob Marley I said could you be loved
If I was half pint I'd ball the lord up above
If I was Mike Tyson I'd look for a fight
If I was a BoomtownRats I would be stayin up all night
If I was the king Ad-Rock i would get stupid dumb
If rhymes were valiums, I'd be comfortably numb
Next time you go to the supermarket, fill your trolley with booze - vodka, whisky, gin, whatever you want, fill it, and just before you get to the till put in a pack of nappies. Once they've tilled it through and tell you the price, pretend like you don't have quite enough money and put the nappies back. They'll look at you like you're scum, it's brilliant.