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    Don't hate the player, hate the game.
    I love the game. I just wish I could play it more often.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Schizotypical View Post
    I love the game. I just wish I could play it more often.

    Likewise

    I even have a girl / gf/ fb/ and she doesnt even want to play that often.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Schizotypical View Post
    I love the game. I just wish I could play it more often.
    Try my line, it works every time. "Get in the van."
    Nobody has to guess that Baby can't be blessed
    Till she sees finally that she's like all the rest
    With her fog, her amphetamine and her pearls.


    GovSlag: Jack (Lawl)
    GovHomie: Tash (Illusion)



    On Pidgin talking to Jack:
    (10:38:08 PM) Niterunner: stupid alcohol
    (10:38:10 PM) Niterunner: wish I hain't drunk
    (10:38:14 PM) Niterunner: didn't even get a boob squeeze.
    (10:38:20 PM) Alan: on the pull?
    (10:38:24 PM) Alan: or drinking with your maw?
    (10:38:30 PM) Niterunner: One and the same mate.
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    Psychiatrists must love you.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Romosexual View Post
    Likewise

    I even have a girl / gf/ fb/ and she doesnt even want to play that often.
    I'll tell you exactly how to turn "no" into "yes."

    Nobody has to guess that Baby can't be blessed
    Till she sees finally that she's like all the rest
    With her fog, her amphetamine and her pearls.


    GovSlag: Jack (Lawl)
    GovHomie: Tash (Illusion)



    On Pidgin talking to Jack:
    (10:38:08 PM) Niterunner: stupid alcohol
    (10:38:10 PM) Niterunner: wish I hain't drunk
    (10:38:14 PM) Niterunner: didn't even get a boob squeeze.
    (10:38:20 PM) Alan: on the pull?
    (10:38:24 PM) Alan: or drinking with your maw?
    (10:38:30 PM) Niterunner: One and the same mate.
    Quote Originally Posted by Schizotypical View Post
    Psychiatrists must love you.



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    I love you.

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    You're a cunt but I love you.

    Let's man-hug...
    Nobody has to guess that Baby can't be blessed
    Till she sees finally that she's like all the rest
    With her fog, her amphetamine and her pearls.


    GovSlag: Jack (Lawl)
    GovHomie: Tash (Illusion)



    On Pidgin talking to Jack:
    (10:38:08 PM) Niterunner: stupid alcohol
    (10:38:10 PM) Niterunner: wish I hain't drunk
    (10:38:14 PM) Niterunner: didn't even get a boob squeeze.
    (10:38:20 PM) Alan: on the pull?
    (10:38:24 PM) Alan: or drinking with your maw?
    (10:38:30 PM) Niterunner: One and the same mate.
    Quote Originally Posted by Schizotypical View Post
    Psychiatrists must love you.



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    Well you are what you eat I guess.

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    Then I'm a gigantic pussy!!
    Nobody has to guess that Baby can't be blessed
    Till she sees finally that she's like all the rest
    With her fog, her amphetamine and her pearls.


    GovSlag: Jack (Lawl)
    GovHomie: Tash (Illusion)



    On Pidgin talking to Jack:
    (10:38:08 PM) Niterunner: stupid alcohol
    (10:38:10 PM) Niterunner: wish I hain't drunk
    (10:38:14 PM) Niterunner: didn't even get a boob squeeze.
    (10:38:20 PM) Alan: on the pull?
    (10:38:24 PM) Alan: or drinking with your maw?
    (10:38:30 PM) Niterunner: One and the same mate.
    Quote Originally Posted by Schizotypical View Post
    Psychiatrists must love you.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Romosexual View Post
    Likewise

    I even have a girl / gf/ fb/ and she doesnt even want to play that often.
    Obviously you need to get her in a van...
    Quote Originally Posted by The Mysoginator View Post
    Try my line, it works every time. "Get in the van."
    Rape isn't funny... hehe.
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    I'll tell you exactly how to turn "no" into "yes."

    Murder isn't funny... hehe
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    Then I'm a gigantic pussy!!
    Gigantic?! Couldn't you just get a regular, tight one?

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    You two are like comedic geniuses.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Romosexual View Post
    You two are like comedic geniuses.
    I assume you're not referring to me. I'm not that funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Schizotypical View Post
    Obviously you need to get her in a van...
    Just make sure the windows are blacked out and the suspension is solid.


    Rape isn't funny... hehe.
    It is if you're wearing a clown costume.


    Murder isn't funny... hehe
    It is however erotic. Fapfapfap.


    Gigantic?! Couldn't you just get a regular, tight one
    We've already been through this, sometimes you just need a dirty woman.
    Nobody has to guess that Baby can't be blessed
    Till she sees finally that she's like all the rest
    With her fog, her amphetamine and her pearls.


    GovSlag: Jack (Lawl)
    GovHomie: Tash (Illusion)



    On Pidgin talking to Jack:
    (10:38:08 PM) Niterunner: stupid alcohol
    (10:38:10 PM) Niterunner: wish I hain't drunk
    (10:38:14 PM) Niterunner: didn't even get a boob squeeze.
    (10:38:20 PM) Alan: on the pull?
    (10:38:24 PM) Alan: or drinking with your maw?
    (10:38:30 PM) Niterunner: One and the same mate.
    Quote Originally Posted by Schizotypical View Post
    Psychiatrists must love you.



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    Quote Originally Posted by The Mysoginator View Post
    Just make sure the windows are blacked out and the suspension is solid.
    Words from the master. I shall take them to heart.
    Quote Originally Posted by The Mysoginator View Post
    It is if you're wearing a clown costume.
    Agreed. But you know how often that actually happens? Almost never. So I don't get my hopes up.
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    It is however erotic. Fapfapfap.
    Psychiatrists must love you.
    Quote Originally Posted by The Mysoginator View Post
    We've already been through this, sometimes you just need a dirty woman.
    No no no. That's you. I love clean women. Tight and clean.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Schizotypical View Post
    Words from the master. I shall take them to heart.
    Glad to help.


    Agreed. But you know how often that actually happens? Almost never. So I don't get my hopes up.
    speak for yourself, this is what I always wear to go raping.





    Psychiatrists must love you.
    Fuckin' sigged!


    No no no. That's you. I love clean women. Tight and clean.
    Name me one clean woman that takes it up the pooper...
    Nobody has to guess that Baby can't be blessed
    Till she sees finally that she's like all the rest
    With her fog, her amphetamine and her pearls.


    GovSlag: Jack (Lawl)
    GovHomie: Tash (Illusion)



    On Pidgin talking to Jack:
    (10:38:08 PM) Niterunner: stupid alcohol
    (10:38:10 PM) Niterunner: wish I hain't drunk
    (10:38:14 PM) Niterunner: didn't even get a boob squeeze.
    (10:38:20 PM) Alan: on the pull?
    (10:38:24 PM) Alan: or drinking with your maw?
    (10:38:30 PM) Niterunner: One and the same mate.
    Quote Originally Posted by Schizotypical View Post
    Psychiatrists must love you.



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    I haz sex earlier.

    I took your advice Alan.

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