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    Has anyone ever used a cucumber for anal masturbation? How did you use it? Did you use lube? A condom? Was it good? What else has anyone used for anal masturbation? Also, do you think that anal masturbation is a gay thing to do? It is emulating fucking right? Like a penis up your ass?


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    Cucumbers are too big and no I don't think anal masterbation is gay.

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    There are smaller cucumbers you know.

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    Anal masturbation is something (some) straight guys also enjoy. It isn't a "gay" thing to do.
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    I know. I work at a grocery store. I still think they're too big.

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    A cucumber is way too big to stick up your butt.

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    Default Re: Cucumber up butt?

    Quote Originally Posted by joshua.justice View Post
    I know. I work at a grocery store. I still think they're too big.
    Some cucumbers are very small, so OP I would try to get a smaller cucumber to begin with. Use plenty of lube when you are putting it bum as well. Anal Masturbation isn't gay at all.
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    I have used a small cucumber to anally masturbate and it felt great, it wasn't too big since my ass is kinda open since i have had anal sex with my boyfriend. Mind you it was a cucumber that was about half the size of a normal one out of my dads garden.

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    i have never anally masturbated, and dont wish to try it but no, i dont really think its a gay thing to do.

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    Default Re: Cucumber up butt?

    What about a carrot? Has anyone actually tried the cucumber or carrot? Or what did you use?

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    Hmm, sounds dangerous, then again, people here said there are smaller cumbers and ways to make it more enjoyable. Me, personally, would never masturbate with food...

    What about a carrot?
    Sounds sharp, you might rupture your anal cavity.

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    A standard cucumber you buy at the grocery store is too big for anal masturbation. A small one might work.

    Anal masturbation is not gay; it is a sexual activity involving only yourself.
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    This should probably be in surveys and polls. And no, I have never had the urge to put a cucumber, or any fruit / veg up my arse.
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    Food shouldn't go in that end of the body.
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    Make sure that you take. Nice big bite out of it when you're done

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