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    Just today I tried masturbating with a vacume. The suction feels great. Unfortunuatly I can't seem to orgasim. This might be because I can only fit the head of my dick into the vacume. Can anyone help me find how to orgasim with a vacume?


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    Um...that sounds very dangerous. And odd.
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    Uh, I'd rather not have my dick ripped off thankyou...
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    Default Re: Ever masturbated with a vacume?

    Listen to the people above me, don't do this. A little too dangerous.
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    no way...

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    Go to the website that Renzeko posted....
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    Default Re: Ever masturbated with a vacume?

    Masturbation with a vacuum is extremely dangerous, for yourself and the vacuum.

    I'd advise you to stop.

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    I strongly recommend not doing this, since there is the risk of SHOCK! to u and the vacuum dude cease and desist! pronto.
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    Default Re: Ever masturbated with a vacume?

    i tried but the hole was too small.

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    ok i am into some weird stuff, but this is even to weird for me

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    Default Re: Ever masturbated with a vacume?

    Quote Originally Posted by Monkeyfishman View Post
    Just today I tried masturbating with a vacume. The suction feels great. Unfortunuatly I can't seem to orgasim. This might be because I can only fit the head of my dick into the vacume. Can anyone help me find how to orgasim with a vacume?
    Masturbating with a vacuum is very dangerous. It can cause much damage to your penis including popping blood vessels which could potentially be permenant. I would suggest stopping masturbating using a vacuum. I'm sure you can suffice with your hand, the rest of us have, you can too.
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    Default Re: Ever masturbated with a vacume?

    That's disgustingly dangerous. I suggest not doing it.

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    stop. this is dangerous and abnormal

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    Default Re: Ever masturbated with a vacume?

    my older sisters mate who is a fireman was called to a job where the guy was masturbating with a vacume and he was stuck so i wud do it

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    Masturbating with a vacuum is asking for your penis to be ripped off. Don't do it.
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