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    so i've heard that people use crisco as a lube for anal masturbation...i looked in the jar and its fairly solid...how do u get it to be a good consistency for that kind of thing? do you let it warm up in your hands or what? ive used other lubes, but since i've heard crisco is popular i figured id give it a shot.


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    Default Re: anal masturbation lube...

    I've never heard of people using crisco as a lube. I'm sure you could find something better to use.
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    Default Re: anal masturbation lube...

    crisco is a household lube yes...but the best thing that works for lube is LUBE, just go to a store and buy some KY or astroglide or wet or or or

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    Default Re: anal masturbation lube...

    i'm not really asking is crisco a good lube...i have used all kinds of good lubes...i'm asking if anyone knows how to make crisco a lube for use...cause its kinda like a solid...

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    Default Re: anal masturbation lube...

    warm it up a bit

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    in the microwave?

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    that seems like it wouldn't be a good idea...

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    Default Re: anal masturbation lube...

    Quote Originally Posted by spikeyhair1182 View Post
    in the microwave?
    be careful! for one, crisco is solid at room temperature but begins melting just beyond that. also, you don't want the substance to be too hot or there is a serious risk of burning your penis, which definitely would not be good. try testing a little bit of it on the soft part of your thumb or on your bottom lip before using it to jack off.
    Quote Originally Posted by spikeyhair1182 View Post
    that seems like it wouldn't be a good idea...
    i think you'd be better off using "real" lube or just something else, honestly.


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    Default Re: anal masturbation lube...

    At room temperature, it's about the same consistency as vaseline. As you start to apply it, it will melt from the body heat; it also softens from the heat of "using" it - just try putting some in the palm of your hands and rubbing your hands together.

    But anyway think of it as Vaseline. You don't soften that to use it.

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    yeah i would not like the whole oil-based lube i would rather go with like k-y something like that ... thats water based and i dont anal masturbate so i really dont know what would be better

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    Quote Originally Posted by äliquid View Post
    be careful! for one, crisco is solid at room temperature but begins melting just beyond that. also, you don't want the substance to be too hot or there is a serious risk of burning your penis, which definitely would not be good.
    He is talking about anal masturbation.

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    thanks guys, i used it last night and it ends up getting mushy in your hand and turning into a kinda liquid. :-D

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    glad it worked out. . ..
    how does it compare to vaseline?
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    Quote Originally Posted by spikeyhair1182 View Post
    thanks guys, i used it last night and it ends up getting mushy in your hand and turning into a kinda liquid. :-D
    that makes sense, since crisco is fat. it's going to melt at a little higher than body temperature--this much unlike vaseline, which will not "melt" so to speak.


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    i wouldnt want to put crisco on/in my ass. its fat.
    i reccomned vasoline. but it is a hard clean-up on any area.

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