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    HOW DO U DO IT!!! i wanna do it cos i realy wanna try but it seemes impossible to me


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    http://www.collegesexadvice.com/suck-dick.shtml

    This article is a great one to learn from. Just follow its advice, but remember: you may not be able to safely self-suck. If at any time, it hurts, STOP. You will be in pain for days, or potentially injure yourself if you don't closely listen to your body.
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    1. Slowly stretch and practice until your able.
    2. Get hard enough to make it easier.
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    You need to be really flexible, or just have a long cock. Or a mixture of both, I guess. It's a tough thing to do.
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    Its tough and dangerous. You can seriously hurt yourself doing it so i don't recommend it. You need to be flexible.


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    Your flexibility is definitely needed during autofellatio (or self-sucking) but your length down there doesn't need to be over average size (6in) because you won't get there if you can't flex your spine. Never do this procedure in mornings since your muscles are tight and stiff. There is some danger to autofellatio as mentioned in the link above which is breaking your neck or spine from pushing yourself when you're not ready. Not something you may wish to do because of an injury risk but you may use things such and stretchy pants or similar over your head and through your legs to help achieve better results but don't do this unless you want to put a risk for yourself.

    Plus, Yoga is not necessary at all but will help, the backwards C position (or plough position) is a yoga move anyway.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hustle View Post
    Its tough and dangerous. You can seriously hurt yourself doing it so i don't recommend it. You need to be flexible.
    yeah, don't do it, you must be really flexible to do it, maybe look at gay porn with self sucking, that might help you be careful and good luck with the pointers from there
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    I cant imagine Pavarotti bending over and sucking his willy either

    Only 1 in 100 adult men are able to do it. So chances are you cannot. It sucks i know (wheee ) but theres nothing you can do about it
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    I did it a few years ago once, but it hurt so I was only able to lick the tip and only for like 5 seconds.. and it wasnt even pleasurable cuz my back was in pain. So in the end it wasn't even worth it for me, so I havent ever tried again
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    Quote Originally Posted by smarti200678 View Post
    yeah, don't do it, you must be really flexible to do it, maybe look at gay porn with self sucking, that might help you be careful and good luck with the pointers from there
    perhaps this is one instance in which porn can be somewhat hepful...maybe.


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    I doubt porn is nessacary. Surely there are enough illustrations around!

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    It's just one of those thing: If you can do it thats great if not, well, you just can't.
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