Matrix Reloaded: could someone explain it?

[Swordfish]

I just saw Matrix Reloaded. I thought the special effects and fight scenes were amazing. But the plot... I have no fucking clue what was going on, All these crazy Keymasters, Gatekeepers, Multiplying agents, Architechs, Oracles. A bunch of crazy doors opening to crazy shit. The movie was very confusing. and I was wondering if somone could Explain the movie so that I may understand it better. Im not a complete idiot, its just that bits and pieces of the plot just arent making sense. I read Khats long post in the other thread but that just confused me even more. So yeah please help me understand it better.

[Osiris]

Zion is a cookie factory, and they realise that when you are freed from the Matrix, you become factory workers for the rest of your life.

The Keymaker is a prostitute, who likes to make keys a lot.

The Architect created the Matrix, but he doesn't like it so he furiously masturbates, hoping that masturbating will destroy the cookie factory.

Neo and Trinity have a bunch of sex.

The multiplying agents are really just one person and a bunch of mirrors.

The Oracle is really Aunt Jemina.

Neo and Trinity have a bunch of sex.

The hallway with a bunch of doors is part of a brothel in the cookie factory.

Neo and Trinity have a bunch of sex.

Neo is Keanu Reeves, and Keanu Reeves is really Neo. In the making of the movie, they had to switch.

[black cherry]

go here: http://forums.govteen.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=27259

[Swordfish]

I alredy read Khats post you dumb...

[black cherry]

Originally posted by Swordfish
I alredy read Khats post you dumb...
Excuse me? :roll: From my trying to understand your primordial attempt at constructing a sentence...I get the feeling that you were trying to insult me. Perhaps the meaning over the movie is beyond you.

[Tiki]

Originally posted by apollo514
Zion is a cookie factory, and they realise that when you are freed from the Matrix, you become factory workers for the rest of your life.

The Keymaker is a prostitute, who likes to make keys a lot.

The Architect created the Matrix, but he doesn't like it so he furiously masturbates, hoping that masturbating will destroy the cookie factory.

Neo and Trinity have a bunch of sex.

The multiplying agents are really just one person and a bunch of mirrors.

The Oracle is really Aunt Jemina.

Neo and Trinity have a bunch of sex.

The hallway with a bunch of doors is part of a brothel in the cookie factory.

Neo and Trinity have a bunch of sex.

Neo is Keanu Reeves, and Keanu Reeves is really Neo. In the making of the movie, they had to switch.

You forgot that Morpheous is really a woman and has a jealousy issues with Trinity...